Seven: In Which Klaus Misses the Point

[Klaus was expecting poison, or spiders, or blood, or an attack turkey at the very least. However, the turkey he found on the mat contained none of these things. Instead, it held... another turkey. And then another. And another. INFINITY TURKEY.

Family can find him sitting at the kitchen table, having cleared away the Mayfield-provided feast in favor of seeing how deep the turkey goes. As it turns out, it goes very deep. He is currently using a naked razor and some tweezers, the closest he can get to decent dissection tools, to remove a turkey the size of his thumbnail from another turkey the size of a gumball. This is officially the coolest thing. TURKEY FRACTAL.

Family, don't mind him geeking out. In fact, get used to it.]